Guy picks up a girl

November 28, 2007 — smsfreaks

A Guy picks up a girl for the date:

Guy: Why are u wearing ur belt around your knee?

Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.

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A guy picks up a girl for the date

October 21, 2007 — smsfreaks

A guy picks up a girl for the date, Why are you wearing ur belt around your knee? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.

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Dying husband

September 27, 2007 — smsfreaks

Dying husband: I have something to tell you. Wife: Don’t speak, just rest. Husband: No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend. Wife: Sshhh. I know! That’s why I poisoned you!

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2 inches more

September 2, 2007 — smsfreaks

A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examins himself n says: 2 inches more and I’ll be a king. His wife sitting behind says: 2 inches less & you’ll be a queen!

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How many women he had slept with?

September 2, 2007 — smsfreaks

Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with. Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!

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