A man enter a forest and met a hungry lion. He then prayed to God saying: God please don’t let this lion eat me! He kept silence for a while and heard the lion also praying: GOD I THANK YOU FOR GIVEN ME FOOD FOR TODAY!
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Elephant to a naked man
October 6, 2007 — smsfreaksWhat did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
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Two snakes meet each other…
August 15, 2007 — smsfreaksTwo snakes meet each other…
First snake: I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake: Why?
First snake: Because I bit my lip!
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Why do cows wear bells
August 14, 2007 — smsfreaks- Why do cows wear bells?
- Because their horns don’t work
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