A man mets a hungry lion

A man enter a forest and met a hungry lion. He then prayed to God saying: God please don’t let this lion eat me! He kept silence for a while and heard the lion also praying: GOD I THANK YOU FOR GIVEN ME FOOD FOR TODAY!

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If a blonde throws a bomb

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at you?

Pull the ring and throw it back!

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Guy picks up a girl

A Guy picks up a girl for the date:

Guy: Why are u wearing ur belt around your knee?

Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.

A blonde Gets Alzheimer

- What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

- Her IQ goes up.

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A guy picks up a girl for the date

A guy picks up a girl for the date, Why are you wearing ur belt around your knee? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.

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